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Monday, November 15, 2010
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Friday, October 15, 2010
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Tuesday, September 21, 2010
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Hotnot: The IIRC Report. Lumabas na ang investigation report ng madugong hostage taking na nangyari last month where 8 Hongkong tourists died. The report recommends filing charges against recognizable names (the first set of names include 12 and there are still 2 or 3 unnamed) including Manila Mayor Lim, Vice Mayor Ishko Moreno plus a host of police officers and media men like Raffy Tulfo. Sabi ni PNoy, ipapa-review pa raw sa Malacanang legal team ang report bago mag-file ng kaso laban sa mga na-identify. I’d say that is already moot and academic considering the fact that the head of the investigating panel is already the highest legal person – Justice Secretary De Lima herself. What if after the review, sasabihin ng team ni Pnoy na hindi dapat kasama si ganito, si ganyan. It will not only cast doubt to the credibility of the review panel dahil kung may ililibre sa mga pangalan na recommended for charging, siguradong pagdududahan sila that they’re only playing favorites. Palakasan. Bad for PNoy’s credibility. Besides, what does that make of De Lima and the team that she headed? (PS: China daw is ok with the report but not HK. Aba at ang mga tinamaan ng magagaling! Ano'ng gusto nitong mga ito, isama ang buong ka-Pinoyan sa kakasuhan? OA na kayo ha! Kaya ako hinding-hindi ko kayo patitikimin ng dolyar ko. Isaksak nyo sa baga nyo yang Disneyland nyo. May Enchanted Kingdom ako sa labas ng bahay! Hmmppff!) Saturday, September 11, 2010
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Friday, August 27, 2010
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Hothot: Major, major. Ayan na may bago na namang uso. Thanks to Venus Raj who was touted to be Philippine’s best bet for the Miss Universe title but stumbled on the last hurdle. Umani din ng sandamakmak na panlalait dahil sa medyo walang kwentang sagot niya sa Q&A portion na sabi ng magagaling, kung nasagot daw nya ng mabuti ay sure nang win sya. As if they actually know what would happen. What I don’t understand is that why blame Venus alone? Di ba may malaking role ang Binibining Pilipinas organization dahil sila ang nagti-train sa mga kandidata bago pakawalan sa laban? What do they train these girls for for months? Puro pagpapaganda? They should probably put more focus on the Q&A kasi dyan lagi tayo sumasabit. Miriam Quiambao had the real shot on the crown, more than Venus had. But she also gave a senseless answer kaya talo sya. Kung sa tanungan tayo lumalagpak, bakit hindi doon i-train ang mga candidate natin. They could probably review all questions used during the past pageants and discuss it with the girls. Kung wala man ng exactly the same question, at least meron sigurong malapit-lapit don na nakapag-bigay ng idea sa kandidata natin kung paano sasagutin. Matalino naman si Venus (graduated with honors daw) so she could have absorbed things like that during her months of training. Tuesday, August 17, 2010
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Hotnot: Miss Undress Contest. After Miss USA did a negligee photoshoot of their contestants earlier this year, Miss Univerese followed suit. Only theirs was more controversial when they had some candidates go topless for body painting. Some say it’s exploiting women. I’d say it’s one desperate move by the contest organizers to drumbeat their upcoming aug 23rd event. With it’s fledgling reputation and spiraling followers based on continually dwindling tv viewers every year, can’t blame them for resorting to cheap gimmickry like this one. They (the organizers) say that the ladies who did it (led by the American contestant and a few more others) did it on their own will. Yeah, right. Coz these women will do anything, even snatch the crown from the clutches of the devil, just to win the competition. I salute our representative Venus Raj who didn’t bow down to that cheap stunt. It only proves what the anti-Miss U activists have been chanting along for the longest time. It’s an outright exploitation of women. So what’s it gonna be next year? Pole dancing? I pray not! Thursday, July 29, 2010
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Hotnot: Ang kwento ng nabubulok na Bigas. Sa dami ng pasabog ni PNoy sa kanyang SONA, this could be the one that sent my teeth clenching. Bigas na nabubulok sa kung saang tambakan? Samantalang napakaraming tyan ang kumukulo sa Pilipinas, ke mga pulubi o mga taong nagkukumahog mag-trabaho pero kulang at kulang pa rin ang kakayahan para sayaran ng pagkain ng mga bibig. At dahil lang sa kung sinong herodes, sa kung anong kurakutan, sa kung anomang red tape, pinabayaan lang mabulok ang bigas kesa ipakain sa mga nagugutom? I find it so revolting. Para sa akin, this is criminal. Dahil hindi ninyo nararanasan ang kumalam ang sikmura, ang magutom ng ilang araw, ang mahilo at mag-hallucinate dahil walang sumasayad na pagkain sa sikmura, wala kayong pakialam. At wala kayong pakiramdam sa mga kababayan nating nagpapakamatay na lang dahil sa kawalan ng makain. You could have done something to ease their pain. Ang ipakain sa kanila ang bigas na binili rin naman ng pera ng taong bayan. Mabulok sana ang mga kaluluwa nyo kasama ng mga bigas na yan!Tuesday, July 6, 2010
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Hotnot: P-Noy’s Dep Ed Secretary. Nakakadismaya na hindi pa nag-iinit ang upuan ng bagong Pangulo pero heto at sangkot na agad sa isang kontrobersya ang isa sa kanyang appointed official. Ang bagong Dep Ed Secretary daw na pinatikim ng kagaspangan ng dila ang ilang mga reporter. Porke hindi raw nakakatulong ang media sa mga tanong na obviously ay hindi nya nagustuhan. Granted na hindi maganda ang tanong, granted na may mga reporter talagang nakakairita, but to get such harsh reaction from someone who heads the Education sector, is very very disappointing. Being a man who must have several diplomas under his belt, people expect nothing short of a refined, cultured person in him. Hindi isang taong umaastang walang pinagkaiba sa isang sanggano. Nag-sorry na raw si Secretary. But I guess the damage has been done. Nakita na agad ng bayan kung anong kulay nya. And it’s far from the yellow color Cory so humbly wore when she was still a President. Nagkamali yata si P-Noy sa pagpili sa kanya. Sayang. Pari pa naman.Tuesday, June 15, 2010
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Monday, May 24, 2010
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nd the world alone and unassisted. Jessica Watson, 16 years old from Australia, finished her record-setting journey last May 15. Of course she was monitored via GPS, satellite phones and all the advanced technology fitted into her pink sailboat. But she did all the sailing by herself. What a feat for someone who would normally fuss about her nail color or her campus crush. But she’s one different girl. Brave, adventurous and an achiever at that.Hothot: The 13-yr old mountain climber. And they seem to get younger. This one,
a boy barely out of his diapers completed the most arduous trek in the world and became the youngest to have conquered Mt Everest. And it seems like Jordan Romero, 13 years old from California, is just getting started. He plans to conquer the seven summits while he’s at it. Way to go boy! It’s a lot better than curling up the sofa with your PSP, right?
Hothot: Revillame out. On-line polls and forums say he’s no longer welcome and should quit his Tv show. Sakit non huh. Matapos mamayagpag, mag-yabang at mag-astang hari, heto at magigising ka sa katotohanang marami na pala ang nabubwisit sa iyo. Napuno na sa mga kaangasan mo. Some of your paid writers said kami lang mga may access sa intern
et ang galit sa iyo. Mahal ka pa rin daw ng masa, ng mahihirap na binibigyan mo ng pera. Asa pa kayo. Walang pinag-iba sa vote buying yan. Bigyan mo ng pera, sasabihin sa iyo iboboto ka. Pagtalikod mo, mumurahin ka pa at sasabihang tanga. Which means, kahit si Bentong ang ilagay na host dyan, sisigaw pa rin sila ng ‘ang gwapo-gwapo moooo’ as long as may perang dumadapo sa palad nila. So wake up and smell your feet. Your delusion of infinite fame and power is about to end. Don’t worry, I won’t forget to thank you pag isang araw, you opened the door for me. Marangal namang trabaho ang maging doorman.
Hotnot: The Big Oil Spill. It’s been weeks since the oil rig burned down and crude
oil started seeping out of underwater pipes in the biggest disaster to hit the Gulf of Mexico. Billions of gallons of oil has covered large areas and it looks like BP has got no more ace up their sleeve to stop the spill. The US government is already fuming mad. Residents along the affected areas are almost sure to lose their source of livelihood. And that’s just above the surface. Beneath the waters, I cannot imagine how many poor and helpless marine creatures are suffering and dying right now. Along with seaweeds, corals and other marine life. The prospect of a huge ecological imbalance is so real. And this is just one oil rig. What if something like this happens to 2 or 3 more. With aging off-shore rigs scattered everywhere, it’s one big possibility.
Hotnot: Fergie’s Folly. Remember Sarah Ferguson, the red-haired girl who, like Diana, married into England’s royal family when she became Prince Andrew’s wife? Well, that
was like two decades ago. Now she’s divorced from the Prince, got two teen-age daughters and are reportedly having financial troubles. And she’ll get into deeper, stickier troubles because she was caught ‘selling access’ to Prince Andrew who is now UK’s Trade Ambassador. She can’t deny it. Even the US$ 40,000 neatly piled in front of her was caught on video. Now she’ll have a new title - her royal greaseness!
Saturday, April 24, 2010
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n’t recognize the name, he’s an American 400m sprinter who has competed and won in several international events like the World Championships and Olympics. Just a few days ago, he was given a 2-yr suspension by the IAAF (International Association of Athletics Federation) for testing positive with anabolic steroids. The poor guy readily admitted guilt and has apologized saying it was a ‘foolish, immature and egotistical mistake’. Dahil inamin nya mismo na yong steroid came from a male enhancement drug na ininom nya. Male enhancement? So the guy has got some insecurities huh! I wonder if it’s got something to do with those tight body suits that athletes have to wear. Baka inaatake sya ng insecurity kapag nakikita nya ang mga kahanay nyang athletes sa starting block. Hothot: The dollar make-over. Looking good is not just confined to the vain nowadays. Pati dollar, gusto looking good na rin sya. Coz starting February next year, we will be seeing a new, impr
oved and better looking dollar loaded with high-tech features to make counterfeiter’s lives more difficult. What’s interesting is that the counterfeiters pala are mostly based outside the US. Kasi sa US, hindi ganon ka-popular ang gamit ng 100-dollar bill. 1, 5, 10 at malaki na ang 20 dollar bills lang okey na sa araw-araw na buhay nila. Unlike in foreign countries where transactions are mostly done via 100-dollar bills. Tulad ng sweldo natin dito sa middle east na kahit Riyals ang kita, kino-convert natin ito into US dollars bago umuwi ng Pinas. Kaya paldo-paldong 100-dollar bills ang dala tulad ng mga friends kong Edgard at Raoul. Pang-tip lang sa baggage boy o sa barker sa taxi stand ang 5-dollar bill. Hmm can't wait to see the new bill. Hotnot: GMA the omnipotent. Gloria is now flexing her muscles more than ever. Ayan at pati alipores nyang hardinero at manikurista ay nilagay na sa pwesto. At least yong sa gardener, medyo linya nya yong trabaho as deputy administrator of Luneta Park. Siguro he can grow miracles from gumamela seeds at kaya nyang i-improve ang Luneta based on his experience. But still, he wouldn’t get that post if not for Gloria. At yong manikurista, what qualifies her to be a board member of PAG-IBIG? Only because she does the President’s nails without some bleeding tulad nong dating nag-manicure sa akin? Though I wouldn’t put the curse on the gardener and the manicurist themselves. Willing victim lang sila. It’s Gloria who should be ashamed of herself. Nakakapagsisi talaga na naging part ako ng Edsa Revolution that put her into power. Akala ko matino yon pala mas masahol pa. So what’s next? The driver as Transportation Minister? The cook as Health Minister? And her personal bodyguard as Defence Minister? God help Pinas!
.Hotnot: India’s sanitation woes. The stench is probably the same with that of Gloria's government. Ang kaibahan lang, literal na dumi ng tao ang pinag-uusapan sa report ng Al-Jazeera about India’s lack of toilet. Malaking problema daw sa India, particularly in an over-crowded city like Mumbai ang sanitation dahil sa kakulangan ng toilet. The report (aired last Thursday) showed a whole stretch of a railroad na ginawang ebakan. Walang sinabi ang riles ng tren sa Pinas. At least sa atin, tinitirhan lang ng squatters. Ito talagang ginawang public toilet. In general, people just squat anytime, anywhere to do their thing. Wala raw kasing facilities like public toilet na tinatayo ang gobyerno. Sa isip ko lang naman, bakit sa Pinas, hindi na kailangan ng gobyerno para makagawa ng butas sa lupa at dindingnan kahit ng karton at sako. Ito yong mga bagay na primarily ay hindi gobyerno ang dapat sisihin. It’s the people themselves who obviously has no regard for sanitation, self-respect and dignity. If a man or a woman can squat in public and do what should be done in private, eh talagang sila na mismo ang may problema. What’s ironic, according to the report, is that people do not have access to toilets but almost everyone has a mobile phone!
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
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ang isang bansa ang pinerwisyo ng ash fall nya kungdi buong Europe and even the whole world coz of the thousands of stranded passengers who couldn’t fly. Although wala silang magawa, force majeur eh. Until they found someone na mapagbuntunan ng inis. And that was the EU leaders na binakbakan ng criticism coz they did not come up with a solid stand/plan until 5 days later. Ang bagal nga naman considering na mga advanced countries sila. As for the poor passengers, I hope you guys just sit it out, grin and bear it. It’s better curling up a hard airport bench than risking your own safety. Hotnot: The gods called Ampatuan. Multiple murder charges were dropped daw against two Ampatuans doon sa nangyaring Maguindanao massacre. Nag-aalma, nag-ngingitngit ang mga pamilya ng mga biktima. At kahit ako ay naniningkit ang mata sa pagkabuwisit sa Acting Justice Secretary Agra na bumira nitong obviously ay very tagilid na ruling na ito. Kawawa na nga yong mga biktima, ginawa pang tanga. You don’t have to be a lawyer to figure out the involvement of these two. Hindi ba dapat mas matindi ang kasalanan nila if they are proven to have plotted, planned, organized and masterminded the massacre? Tapos sasabihin mong walang involvement only because wala sila sa crime scene? Bakit, nagpapa-impress ka sa Malacanang kasi acting ka pa lang? Para matuloy na at hindi lang acting? Over –acting ka manong! O baka naman may utos ka galing sa kung saan. If that is the case, talaga palang mala-Diyos ang impluwensya nitong mga Ampatuan na ito. Kaya dapat, hindi na s
a court of law ang laban dito. I-petition na lang kay San Pedro dahil siguradong matutuwa si Taning at madadagdagan ang mga kampon nya.
Hotnot: Goldman Sachs sucks. Another financial giant crushing down to its knees. Under investigation ngayon ng US SEC ang isa sa mga oldest and biggest investment banks in the world. According to reports, Goldman introduced a product which apparently tricked the investors by ‘misstating and omitting key facts’. Hindi ako financially or economically knowledgable pero ang pagkakaintindi ko, bilyones na naman ang pinag-uusapan dito at lumalabas na ang culprit ay isang VP ng Goldman Sachs. Porke sinamantala itong katatapos lang na economic recession. Natatandaan ko rin na few weeks ago, sabit din itong Goldman Sachs sa pagbagsak ng economy ng Greece. Kaya sangkatutak din ang rally ng mga Greeks dati. My point is, ano ba talaga ang role nitong mga ganitong kumpanya. They actually have nothing to sell but they do make a lot of money. At dahil sila ang expert sa pagpapaikot ng pera, sila-sila na rin mismo ang gumagawa ng kurakutan na akala nila hindi malalaman ng iba. Damn, I should have been in Wall Street instead of Jeddah Street!
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
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rona. Ewan ko nga ba kung bakit sa dami na ng ganyang kaso hindi pa rin natuto itong mga organizer ng Bb Pilipinas. All the girls wanted is just a piece of that crown kaya hindi mo sila masisi if they withheld info or even deliberately falsified some details in their application form. Lulusot talaga hangga’t makakalusot. And it’s BCPI’s job to stop them. Bakit hindi imbistigahang mabuti bago iparada sa madlang pipol. Hindi yong kung kelan nakoronahan na saka babawiin. They (BPCI) should remember na hindi lang ang mga babaeng ito ang napapahiya kungdi sila mismo. As a ‘respected’ organization, parading a beauty queen who turns out to be a ‘cheat’ is just a reflection of how bad their systems are. Or, ang mas masakit, babawiin pa ang korona ng walang matibay na dahilan. Just because trip lang nila. Patay kayo ngayon papasok sa eksena si Senator Loren! Hotnot: Adam Carolla the idiot. Ayan may nagpapansin na naman. Kulang siguro sa listeners ng radio program nya kaya nagpaka-kontrobersiyal. Dami na nilang nanglait ng lahi natin ke papangit din naman. Mga wala namang sinabi at puro nobody nobody but you din. Hindi ko na nga lang patulan dahil yon nga, ang pumatol daw sa baliw, mas baliw pa. Basta pag nakita ko itong Carolla na ito dito sa Pinas, ipapahuli ko agad sa grupo ni Liza Maza. Tingnan ko lang kung saan sya pupulutin.
Hothot: Ipad is here. There’s a warm reception from the techies for the newly launched Ipad. A larger version of the I-pod, it has more applications including a very impre
ssive multi-touch screen plus on-line access to a host of entertainment options like cartoons and other tv channels. I’d probably get one for myself coz it’s not just very convenient (an improved laptop that you can bring any where, stow anywhere) but it’s also one gadget that does it’s part in fighting the ticking bomb of environmental destruction. Imagine the thousands of trees saved coz you’re reading an on-line newspaper or e-book instead of the usual printed copies. Cool isn’t it.
Hotnot: Gibo’s crashed party. Nabasa ko lang na nag-resign si Gibo as head of his party. Bakit kaya. To think that he needs the machinery of his party in this very critical time. He needs all the support he can get now that the election date is fast approaching. Kailanga
n din nyang umangat sa surveys being the perennial 3rd behind Noynoy and Manny Villar. But whatever his reason for resigning, siguradong it’s something beyond patching up. Tama kaya ang mga kumakalat na rumors that he’s just one dummy presidentiable in the many strings of GMA’s puppet show? At dahil nagpapakita ng personal integrity si Gibo kaya humihiwalay na sya sa grand machinations ni GMA dahil alam nyang sa kangkungan sya pupulutin if he continues the association? Ahhh… politics. Nothing beats the controversies and drama behind it.
Hothot: Baby James’ innocence. The mere mention of any other presidentiable’s name amidst Noynoy’s campaign will surely earn the ire of Madam Kristeta. Siguradong
magrereak at tatalak yan. At siguradong matatarayan kung sinoman ang culprit. Kaso, mismong ang cute nyang baby James ang bumanat ng Villar with matching V sign sa isang campaign sortie nila down South! Cute at nakakatawa dahil ang akala nilang Alas sa kanilang kampo turns out to be an infiltrator pala! But what will you do to something as cute as that angel? Baka nga malakas na tawanan din ang ginawa ng magkakapatid na Aquino. But one thing is for sure… siguradong lagot ang mga yaya at kasambahay ni Kristeta. Siguradong maiimbistigahan kung anong pinapanood nila at na-pik-ap ni baby James ang Villar fever.













